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Sunday, 14 January 2018

The Arsenal way or the wayward Arsenal?

Who knew that after witnessing the Ox adding injury at Anfield, to this afternoon's (vitality lacking!) insult at Dean Court, this morning's post would end up looking quite so prescient?

Seemingly no responsibility shirking for the Scousers!
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After the humiliating debacle against Forest, there wasn't much cause for optimism at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday night, especially after discovering the decidedly underwhelming starting XI that Wenger had selected to take to the field against a full strength Chelsea side.

As a result, I imagine that much like me, there were many of us who spent the majority of the 90 minutes on Wednesday, holding our breath. Obviously the odds of us reaching the League Cup final would've been considerably improved, if we could've been starting the second leg in a fortnight's time with an away goal under our belt. Nevertheless, under the circumstances and considering our strike-force was so utterly impotent on the night, to come away with a clean sheet was a creditable achievement. It was a great relief to be escaping back down the Fulham Road following a goalless draw, with the semifinal still in the balance and everything still to play for back at our place.


In truth, the Gunners really didn't need to do too much against Chelsea, in order to improve upon what was such a disappointingly limp departure, from a knockout competition, where we'd complacently begun to consider as if we'd earned some sort of divine right to remain involved in. With all the premature talk of the potential for a four FA Cups in five years record, our pratfall against Forest really shouldn't have come as a surprise! 


Frankly I was surprised that Chelsea subsequently let us off the hook because I was fully expecting Conte's team to try and make the most of their opportunity to take advantage of our demoralised state, by steaming into us, in a manner which might've better exposed the brittle nature of our comparatively inexperienced and unfamiliar backline.

Instead of which, a somewhat lacklustre and mercifully uninspired effort from the home side, enabled us to avoid further embarrassment and to make a significantly redemptive baby step, with the sort of stalwart display that ensured we were able to salvage some remaining hope of silverware this season.

Yet despite achieving a shut-out at our end, such was the complete and utter lack of threat on Courtois' goal that our failure to exert any pressure with our rare attacking opportunities was all the more infuriating. Watching Granit Xhaka frittering away a succession of set pieces, with painfully feeble strikes from corners, not for the first time, it struck me to question how on earth it is possible that there's such a dearth of dead-ball quality, at a club that's been so lauded for the calibre of our footballing artistry.

In Mesut Özil's absence and with Alexis on the bench, as perhaps our single only creative source on the night, one might've expected Jack Wilshere to have stepped up and assumed set-piece responsibility, instead of Granit Xhaka. Yet over the past few weeks, I've been moved to ponder whether there might be an inhibited culture at our club, where players are disturbingly reluctant to stick their heads above the parapets?


Watching Liverpool play on the box the other night, I couldn't help but notice that the Ox had assumed corner taking duties for Klopp's team and every time I've watched the Baggies since Kieran Gibbs rocked up at the Hawthorns, it's been evident to me that Gibbs has attempted to assume a position of responsibility for Pardew, not just by taking set pieces, but as a prominent figure of experienced authority for West Brom, compared to his peripheral, bit-part role at the Arsenal over so many (admittedly injury ravaged) seasons.


I fully appreciate that one can make a good argument about there always being more capable candidates for taking set-pieces at the Arsenal, whenever either of these two players were afforded sporadic runs in the first XI. Nevertheless, I am beginning to believe that it is no coincidence that both the Ox and Gibbs have appeared to come out of their shell somewhat since departing the club. While I honestly can't claim to have any great insight, on the face of it, from what I've witnessed to date, it's almost as if leaving the Gunners has proved liberating for both players.


Obviously, it's not exactly surprising that any player should defer to the gifted likes of Mesut, or Alexis, when it comes to dead-ball situations and perhaps this theory is entirely a product of my limited imagination. But anorak that I am, I scrutinise such moments with the aid of my binoculars and it troubles me greatly that I never see anyone else in red and white, exactly ripping the ball out of their teammates hands, demonstrating their eagerness to make their mark on the game. 


Rather than risk being slaughtered by the crowd, the TV critics and the watching millions and enduring endless humiliating replays in a YouTube montage of gaffes of the season, for a free-kick that ends up hitting the corner flag, there appears to be a learned response at the Arsenal to leave it to someone else and to avoid responsibility at all costs?

Similarly, I've witnessed young Reiss Nelson rip opposition defences to shreds when I've watched him play for our U23s. I've been waiting on tenterhooks to see him do likewise, whenever he's been afforded a rare opportunity to shine in a first-team shirt. And yet for the most part, it feels as if Reiss is playing "with the handbrake on", inhibited by specific instructions to keep it simple. I'm sitting there waiting with baited breath, for Nelson to unleash his breathtaking pace and "carpe diem", by making the most of his chance to force himself into first team contention, while a seemingly reticent Nelson chooses instead to lay the ball off, rather than risk ending up a laughing stock, conceding possession (and the wrath of his manager?), while attempting anything audacious.

I've often mentioned my habit of studying our substitutes, when they get the wave from Bould, or Banfield to return to the bench, in order to ready themselves for their introduction to proceedings on the pitch. If we were in their privileged boots, we simply couldn't get our tracksuit off quick enough and we'd be out on the touchline in a flash, absolutely desperate for the ball to go dead, so we could get out there and have some impact on the game. When I recall the sight of the likes of Ian Wright, positively straining at the leash on the sidelines, in his anxiousness to get involved in the game, by contrast, watching the likes of Theo Walcott, during the time Walcott takes dawdling with his tracksuit, shinpads and anything else which might delay his introduction, one can't help but conclude that Theo is less than eager to get out on the park.

I mention all of the above as evidence of some sort of pernicious comfort zone that exists at the Arsenal, where in the absence of any vocal, demonstrative leadership figures, both on the bench, or out on the park, there's absolutely no encouragement for players to challenge themselves to take the sort of risks required to impose themselves on a game. Nor is there any threat of censure, for all those who are content to go through the motions, game in, game out, knowing that no matter their level of mediocrity, they'll continue to collect their obscene remuneration every week and at the very worst, they'll find themselves sidelined, until injuries, or suspensions eventually forces them back into the first XI frame.

This is the main reason why we are all so desperate to witness the renaissance of Jack Wilshere. After enduring so much sideways and backwards, possession obsessed football with no real purpose, at long last, here is a player who's first thought is to always look forwards, to see if he can make something happen. Moreover, Wilshere might be no less likely than Iwobi to be foolishly caught partying on camera, when in return for such incomprehensibly exorbitant rewards, players nowadays are unrealistically expected to endure a monk-like existence of complete and utter abstinence. However, we're more likely to forgive JW's occasional indiscretions, on the basis that (like Iwobi!). he's always been and will always be a Gooner. We can deludedly believe that it's not only about the money and that unlike some of the more mercenary players, Jack can't wash the agony of an Arsenal defeat off in the post-match shower because he feels our pain.

I'm sure I wasn't alone in being surprised to see Iwobi retain his place in Wednesday night's starting XI and it's sad that Alex has to date, largely failed to fulfil his early promise. In an age when the likes of Man City are seemingly able to spend their way to complete and total superiority, I adored the fact that Wenger was previously striving for an alternative model, based on a more affordable, homegrown core.

Since starting this piece, I've seen highlights of Burnley's defeat at Palace on MOTD and despite losing, what struck me most was the do or die willingness of Sean Dyche's defence, to put their bodies on the line to thwart Palace. Wilshere and Ramsey are the only two survivors at the Arsenal, from the five smiling faces shown signing their new contracts in the photo at the top of this piece and at this precise point in time, Jack's future remains in doubt. I can't help but wonder precisely how Wenger has failed to make more from the massive advantage possible, given the potential motivation of a homegrown core, when compared to the collection of "have boots will travel" mercenaries making up the majority of our competitors?

I can't envisage us offloading Theo Walcott, unless we're prepared to do a deal whereby we subsidise a substantial proportion of his wages, but like many, I think "unlucky Theo" needs to go. If taken out of his comfort zone at the Arsenal, to a club and a manager who can challenge Walcott to perform, his career might well be rejuvenated to the point where he's capable of scoring 20 goals a season.

On their own, Gibbs, the Ox and Walcott might not be the sort of global footballing luminaries that we crave at our club, but as a unit, their whole should be greater than the sum of the individual parts and it has to be viewed as a failure on Arsène's part that their careers have all plateaued at the Arsenal.

I'm desperately trying not to sound too despondent, but it was a decidedly unfamiliar feeling to find myself with my nose pressed firmly up against the FA Cup window, excluded from the thrill of the 4th round draw for the first time in over twenty years, envious of the enemy and their awayday outing to the wilds of South Wales (you never know, maybe their coach will get washed out to sea, crossing the Severn Bridge?).

We go into tomorrow's encounter with the Cherries, grateful to remain in top six contention, only thanks to the inconsistency of others. With another eight games between us and a potential Europa Cup final in Lyon in May, as our best chance of a sniff of any silverware this season, the League Cup takes on greater significance. All we need is to beat Chelsea in the return leg and (assuming Bristol City don't beat us to it) perhaps to bring City's unbeaten run to a poignant end in the final!

Every time Petr Cech faces a penalty, I'm moved to ask if he's ever laid a glove on a spot kick, let alone save one and I've yet to receive an answer. If our first choice keeper is way past his "sell by" date, it appears as if our first choice centre-half is fast approaching his own "good until" expiry point, with Koscielny having to be nursed from game to game, with his chronic achilles injury (I'm no longer considering Mertesacker as a viable alternative and I pray Wenger saves Per from further humiliation by doing likewise!).

Our most consistent centre-back so far this season is actually a left-back and as a result, we've got a kid playing at left back who might actually be a half decent midfielder (if ever AMN is given a chance to play in his preferred role, where surely he'd prove far more effective than Xhaka?). While our right back is so far up his own backside that I'm surprised he hasn't launched his own designer brand of toothpaste.

Much like poor Rosicky, our most creative midfielder is plagued by an injury from which Cazorla is unlikely ever to return to playing top level football and we're fast coming to terms with the fact that we're destined to lose our most reliable source of goals, with no guaranteed replacement for Alexis on the horizon. Meanwhile, the club's single only world class talent could choose to walk any day and could you really blame Özil if he did, when in so many inept displays nowadays, I want to apologise to Mesut for having to endure such rank incompetency around him.

Far from leaving us with a legacy, one could be forgiven for thinking that Arsène has contrived to ensure that he departs with the club in the sort of pitifully parlous state that will be guaranteed to sabotage the efforts of any eventual successor.

Still beat Bournemouth and we're only one win away from overtaking Spurs
'Nuff waffle!
Happy New Year
COYG

Bernard

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email to: londonN5@gmail.com

The Arsenal Way?


After the humiliating debacle against Forest, there wasn't much cause for optimism at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday night, especially after discovering the decidedly underwhelming starting XI that Wenger had selected to take to the field against a full strength Chelsea side.

As a result, I imagine that much like me, there were many of us who spent the majority of the 90 minutes on Wednesday, holding our breath. Obviously the odds of us reaching the League Cup final would've been considerably improved, if we could've been starting the second leg in a fortnight's time with an away goal under our belt. Nevertheless, under the circumstances and considering our strike-force was so utterly impotent on the night, to come away with a clean sheet was a creditable achievement. It was a great relief to be escaping back down the Fulham Road following a goalless draw, with the semifinal still in the balance and everything still to play for back at our place.


In truth, the Gunners really didn't need to do too much against Chelsea, in order to improve upon what was such a disappointingly limp departure, from a knockout competition, where we'd complacently begun to consider as if we'd earned some sort of divine right to remain involved in. With all the premature talk of the potential for a four FA Cups in five years record, our pratfall against Forest really shouldn't have come as a surprise! 


Frankly I was surprised that Chelsea subsequently let us off the hook because I was fully expecting Conte's team to try and make the most of their opportunity to take advantage of our demoralised state, by steaming into us, in a manner which might've better exposed the brittle nature of our comparatively inexperienced and unfamiliar backline.

Instead of which, a somewhat lacklustre and mercifully uninspired effort from the home side, enabled us to avoid further embarrassment and to make a significantly redemptive baby step, with the sort of stalwart display that ensured we were able to salvage some remaining hope of silverware this season.

Yet despite achieving a shut-out at our end, such was the complete and utter lack of threat on Courtois' goal that our failure to exert any pressure with our rare attacking opportunities was all the more infuriating. Watching Granit Xhaka frittering away a succession of set pieces, with painfully feeble strikes from corners, not for the first time, it struck me to question how on earth it is possible that there's such a dearth of dead-ball quality, at a club that's been so lauded for the calibre of our footballing artistry.

In Mesut Özil's absence and with Alexis on the bench, as perhaps our single only creative source on the night, one might've expected Jack Wilshere to have stepped up and assumed set-piece responsibility, instead of Granit Xhaka. Yet over the past few weeks, I've been moved to ponder whether there might be an inhibited culture at our club, where players are disturbingly reluctant to stick their heads above the parapets?


Watching Liverpool play on the box the other night, I couldn't help but notice that the Ox had assumed corner taking duties for Klopp's team and every time I've watched the Baggies since Kieran Gibbs rocked up at the Hawthorns, it's been evident to me that Gibbs has attempted to assume a position of responsibility for Pardew, not just by taking set pieces, but as a prominent figure of experienced authority for West Brom, compared to his peripheral, bit-part role at the Arsenal over so many (admittedly injury ravaged) seasons.


I fully appreciate that one can make a good argument about there always being more capable candidates for taking set-pieces at the Arsenal, whenever either of these two players were afforded sporadic runs in the first XI. Nevertheless, I am beginning to believe that it is no coincidence that both the Ox and Gibbs have appeared to come out of their shell somewhat since departing the club. While I honestly can't claim to have any great insight, on the face of it, from what I've witnessed to date, it's almost as if leaving the Gunners has proved liberating for both players.


Obviously, it's not exactly surprising that any player should defer to the gifted likes of Mesut, or Alexis, when it comes to dead-ball situations and perhaps this theory is entirely a product of my limited imagination. But anorak that I am, I scrutinise such moments with the aid of my binoculars and it troubles me greatly that I never see anyone else in red and white, exactly ripping the ball out of their teammates hands, demonstrating their eagerness to make their mark on the game. 


Rather than risk being slaughtered by the crowd, the TV critics and the watching millions and enduring endless humiliating replays in a YouTube montage of gaffes of the season, for a free-kick that ends up hitting the corner flag, there appears to be a learned response at the Arsenal to leave it to someone else and to avoid responsibility at all costs?

Similarly, I've witnessed young Reiss Nelson rip opposition defences to shreds when I've watched him play for our U23s. I've been waiting on tenterhooks to see him do likewise, whenever he's been afforded a rare opportunity to shine in a first-team shirt. And yet for the most part, it feels as if Reiss is playing "with the handbrake on", inhibited by specific instructions to keep it simple. I'm sitting there waiting with baited breath, for Nelson to unleash his breathtaking pace and "carpe diem", by making the most of his chance to force himself into first team contention, while a seemingly reticent Nelson chooses instead to lay the ball off, rather than risk ending up a laughing stock, conceding possession (and the wrath of his manager?), while attempting anything audacious.

I've often mentioned my habit of studying our substitutes, when they get the wave from Bould, or Banfield to return to the bench, in order to ready themselves for their introduction to proceedings on the pitch. If we were in their privileged boots, we simply couldn't get our tracksuit off quick enough and we'd be out on the touchline in a flash, absolutely desperate for the ball to go dead, so we could get out there and have some impact on the game. When I recall the sight of the likes of Ian Wright, positively straining at the leash on the sidelines, in his anxiousness to get involved in the game, by contrast, watching the likes of Theo Walcott, during the time Walcott takes dawdling with his tracksuit, shinpads and anything else which might delay his introduction, one can't help but conclude that Theo is less than eager to get out on the park.

I mention all of the above as evidence of some sort of pernicious comfort zone that exists at the Arsenal, where in the absence of any vocal, demonstrative leadership figures, both on the bench, or out on the park, there's absolutely no encouragement for players to challenge themselves to take the sort of risks required to impose themselves on a game. Nor is there any threat of censure, for all those who are content to go through the motions, game in, game out, knowing that no matter their level of mediocrity, they'll continue to collect their obscene remuneration every week and at the very worst, they'll find themselves sidelined, until injuries, or suspensions eventually forces them back into the first XI frame.


This is the main reason why we are all so desperate to witness the renaissance of Jack Wilshere. After enduring so much sideways and backwards, possession obsessed football with no real purpose, at long last, here is a player who's first thought is to always look forwards, to see if he can make something happen. Moreover, Wilshere might be no less likely than Iwobi to be foolishly caught partying on camera, when in return for such incomprehensibly exorbitant rewards, players nowadays are unrealistically expected to endure a monk-like existence of complete and utter abstinence. However, we're more likely to forgive JW's occasional indiscretions, on the basis that (like Iwobi!). he's always been and will always be a Gooner. We can deludedly believe that it's not only about the money and that unlike some of the more mercenary players, Jack can't wash the agony of an Arsenal defeat off in the post-match shower because he feels our pain.

I'm sure I wasn't alone in being surprised to see Iwobi retain his place in Wednesday night's starting XI and it's sad that Alex has to date, largely failed to fulfil his early promise. In an age when the likes of Man City are seemingly able to spend their way to complete and total superiority, I adored the fact that Wenger was previously striving for an alternative model, based on a more affordable, homegrown core.

Since starting this piece, I've seen highlights of Burnley's defeat at Palace on MOTD and despite losing, what struck me most was the do or die willingness of Sean Dyche's defence, to put their bodies on the line to thwart Palace. Wilshere and Ramsey are the only two survivors at the Arsenal, from the five smiling faces shown signing their new contracts in the photo at the top of this piece and at this precise point in time, Jack's future remains in doubt. I can't help but wonder precisely how Wenger has failed to make more from the massive advantage possible, given the potential motivation of a homegrown core, when compared to the collection of "have boots will travel" mercenaries making up the majority of our competitors?

I can't envisage us offloading Theo Walcott, unless we're prepared to do a deal whereby we subsidise a substantial proportion of his wages, but like many, I think "unlucky Theo" needs to go. If taken out of his comfort zone at the Arsenal, to a club and a manager who can challenge Walcott to perform, his career might well be rejuvenated to the point where he's capable of scoring 20 goals a season.

On their own, Gibbs, the Ox and Walcott might not be the sort of global footballing luminaries that we crave at our club, but as a unit, their whole should be greater than the sum of the individual parts and it has to be viewed as a failure on Arsène's part that their careers have all plateaued at the Arsenal.

I'm desperately trying not to sound too despondent, but it was a decidedly unfamiliar feeling to find myself with my nose pressed firmly up against the FA Cup window, excluded from the thrill of the 4th round draw for the first time in over twenty years, envious of the enemy and their awayday outing to the wilds of South Wales (you never know, maybe their coach will get washed out to sea, crossing the Severn Bridge?).

We go into tomorrow's encounter with the Cherries, grateful to remain in top six contention, only thanks to the inconsistency of others. With another eight games between us and a potential Europa Cup final in Lyon in May, as our best chance of a sniff of any silverware this season, the League Cup takes on greater significance. All we need is to beat Chelsea in the return leg and (assuming Bristol City don't beat us to it) perhaps to bring City's unbeaten run to a poignant end in the final!

Every time Petr Cech faces a penalty, I'm moved to ask if he's ever laid a glove on a spot kick, let alone save one and I've yet to receive an answer. If our first choice keeper is way past his "sell by" date, it appears as if our first choice centre-half is fast approaching his own "good until" expiry point, with Koscielny having to be nursed from game to game, with his chronic achilles injury (I'm no longer considering Mertesacker as a viable alternative and I pray Wenger saves Per from further humiliation by doing likewise!).

Our most consistent centre-back so far this season is actually a left-back and as a result, we've got a kid playing at left back who might actually be a half decent midfielder (if ever AMN is given a chance to play in his preferred role, where surely he'd prove far more effective than Xhaka?). While our right back is so far up his own backside that I'm surprised he hasn't launched his own designer brand of toothpaste.

Much like poor Rosicky, our most creative midfielder is plagued by an injury from which Cazorla is unlikely ever to return to playing top level football and we're fast coming to terms with the fact that we're destined to lose our most reliable source of goals, with no guaranteed replacement for Alexis on the horizon. Meanwhile, the club's single only world class talent could choose to walk any day and could you really blame Özil if he did, when in so many inept displays nowadays, I want to apologise to Mesut for having to endure such rank incompetency around him.

Far from leaving us with a legacy, one could be forgiven for thinking that Arsène has contrived to ensure that he departs with the club in the sort of pitifully parlous state that will be guaranteed to sabotage the efforts of any eventual successor.

Still beat Bournemouth and we're only one win away from overtaking Spurs
'Nuff waffle!
Happy New Year
COYG

Bernard

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email to: londonN5@gmail.com

Tuesday, 5 December 2017

Are You Watching Tottenham?

            There was I, convincing myself over the last couple of weeks that the switch of Koscielny and Mustafi for our magnificent Derby day triumph was going to prove to be a seminal moment in this season's campaign, akin to the significant impact of Conte dispensing with a back four, after Chelsea's humbling at our place last season and that as a result we were witnessing the renaissance of Shkodran, into our very own Field Marshal Rommel, the sort of resolute, vocal leader that the Gunners have been blatantly crying out for, in the past dozen years or so, of far too docile underachievement. 

            Sadly, following the all too rare sighting of successive clean sheets, this illusion of yet another defensive false dawn was promptly shattered, a mere eleven minutes into Saturday's mammoth encounter versus Man U, as a humiliated Mustafi made his exit, stage left, heading straight down the tunnel, looking less like a wounded warrior and more like a petrified kid who'd just shat his pants on his first day of school!

            If there is one thing that can unite our bipolar club in this fractious Wenger In/Out era, it is the collective Gooner contempt for Jose Mourinho. Sure, much like every other Arsenal fan, I was utterly inconsolable on Saturday evening, coming away from the most enthralling contest seen at our place in many a moon, with nothing to show for such a concerted effort. Yet the antipathy felt towards their smug Portuguese manager has become so vehement over the years that it was the thought of Mourinho mumbling his post-match disdain that was far more infuriating than the melodramatic manner in which we'd just carelessly dispensed with three more points, in yet another fairly typical example of the Gunners' glorious failures.

            I'd schlepped up to Turf Moor the previous weekend for a much-needed fix of awayday fever because home games nowadays are so often such a sterile, unrewarding experience. As my Spurs mates are fast discovering at Wembley, one is invariably aware of the increased proportion of glory-hunting tourists attracted to the glamorous Premiership clashes, due to the proliferation of smartphones being held aloft, by all those irritating spectators, who are less concerned with concentrating on events on the pitch, than they are on posting on Faceache, to prove their presence at the big event to all their envious social media pals (a crime of which I'm often no less culpable!).

            Thankfully for once, we managed to lift the roof off the library on Saturday, where the unfortunate course of events in the opening minutes and the subsequent efforts of our fickle support to try and inspire a riposte, ensured that the decibel level was perhaps even louder than it had been during our 2-0 demolition of Spurs. Not that our desire to beat Man U is greater than our determination to maintain North London bragging rights, but as evidenced by the ferocity of virtually a  57,000 strong chorus of "F#ck off Mourinho", there is nothing more distressing to most Gooners than the prospect of the Gobby One getting one over on us.

            Saturday's game was such a fabulous example of Premiership football at it's frenetic best that I'm sure I'd be far more gracious in defeat, if it involved anyone other than Jose. However considering we fell victim to two defensive catastrophes, a single sucker punch when throwing the kitchen sink at a comeback and possibly the best ever goalkeeping performance I've been privileged to witness, I found myself sitting in front of the TV later than night wondering if I'd seen an entirely different game to the myriad of media pundits who were all lauding the brilliance of our opposition.

            Masochistic sucker for punishment that I am, I forced myself to endure a full length replay of the entire match on the box, just to confirm that my perception of what had transpired hadn't been coloured by my partisan view from the lower east stand. You couldn't help but be impressed by Jesse Lingard's high-octane endeavours and considering I don't hold Man U's defence in particularly high regard, this was a decidedly resolute display.

            Perhaps it will sound like sour grapes, but as delighted as I would've  been to be departing from our place with all three points in the bag, if I was a Man Utd fan, after having spent £587million in pursuit of glory in the post-Fergie era, I'd be a tad disenchanted to be relying on a Man of the Match performance from our keeper to thwart the Arsenal (at least this seemed to be the MOTM consensus amongst all of the media luvvies, with the sole exception of that numbskull McManaman on BT Sport!).

            Excluding all the sarcastic cracks about the sale of 57,000 slightly soiled flags, in the rapid deflation of the buoyant mood at the Emirates on Saturday night, there were echoes of that devastating Champions Leagues semifinal in 2009, with the ten minute, two goal pricking of the Gunners' balloon.

            Arriving early to bag my close proximity parking pitch, I savoured the closing stages from Vicarage Road on the car radio, as ten man Spurs dropped another two points against Watford. Then little did I know that my afternoon had peaked an hour before kick-off, when Wenger pulled a flanker with the announcement of a supposedly injured Lacazette included in the starting lineup. 

            Having seen Laca limping around, holding his groin during the latter stages of the first-half against Huddersfield, it was no surprise when he failed to appear after the break. I feared the worst when I saw Giroud warming up during half-time and Laca's injury certainly wasn't ALL folly. Apparently you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but I can't recall the last time Arsène intentionally put one over on the opposition by springing this sort of a surprise. I can only begin to imagine the satisfaction Wenger must've derived from keeping the lid on this news, when he's so often been on the receiving end of his arch enemy's shenanigans.

            The loss of Lacazette for Saturday's game had taken a little gloss off our five goal drubbing of the Terriers on Wednesday night. I spent the subsequent two days trying to convince myself that Olly's inclusion might possibly serve to our advantage, in combatting Man Utd's obvious aerial advantage. But with LSO (Lacazette, Sanchez, Özil), our very own London Symphony Orchestra just beginning to make some sweet music, in truth I was devastated by the prospect of losing the central prong of our world-class attacking trident and it was a massive shot in the arm to see an unchanged lineup trot out for KO.

            I've felt all season that Man Utd's form has been deceptive and that Mourinho has struggled to find a formula to bring his billionaire collection of individuals to the boil. From the little I've seen of Man U (which hasn't been a lot) Pogba hasn't appeared to be able to impose himself on games, in the way he did for Juve and when you compare his performance with Mesut's on Saturday, if Pogba is worth €100million, what price our playmaker? Likewise, at £75million, the lumbering Lukaku makes Lacazette look a positive bargain!

            Similarly, most avid Gooners turned up on Saturday afternoon, knowing that our form on paper was flattering. Aside from an impressive outing at Goodison, against a Toffee's side in turmoil, the Gunners have been struggling to find some genuine rhythm. We barely touched the ball in the first-half against Burnley and although we improved after the break, the Clarets rarely looked in danger of conceding. And against Huddersfield on Wednesday night, if you exclude the opening minute and a scintillating spell when the Terriers totally imploded in the final twenty minutes, for the remaining 69 mins we failed miserably to break down David Wagner's obdurate and well organised troops.

            So it seemed to me that if we were to have any chance of vanquishing Man U, we needed to turn up with the same high-tempo and intensity, right from the opening whistle that we'd produced against Spurs. Whatever Mourinho might be, he's certainly no fool and if I'm correct in my belief that we must've lost the coin toss, it was a shrewd move designed to try and unsettle us, by turning the teams around. 

            To my mind, the calamitous events in those opening minutes serve to highlight the significance of leadership, either on the pitch, or the bench because it was evident in Man U's adrenaline fuelled start that the visitors were that bit more pumped up than we were. That's the reason they forced the errors and why both gaffes resulted in goals. Not for the first time this season, I'd commented on Huddersfield's kit on Wednesday, not just because it's almost identical to our own black and pink strip, but that I'm no fan of the proliferation of teams playing in black shirts.

            From my vantage point in the lower tier, it's evident that unlike players in brighter coloured shirts, those in black shirts do not stand out against the background of the crowd and I'm 100% convinced that this makes it far harder to perceive opponents and teammates alike in one's peripheral vision. Not playing a square ball when coming out of defence might be one of those schoolboy errors, written in stone, but I was almost directly in line with the intercepted pass from Koscielny, which resulted in Man Utd's first goal and I swear that Laurent was not alone in not seeing Valencia, until it was too late.

            In his defence, in the build up to the killer second goal, Mustafi was far from alone in being caught napping. None of his teammates were sufficiently energised, to be alive to the possibility to make themselves available. Where Man Utd were fired up from the opening whistle, it took until it was game over and we were 0-2 down for the Gunners to get suitably stoked.

            Bloomin' typical! I've been raving these past few weeks about Nacho's remarkable positioning, seemingly always in the right place, at the right time and he goes and lets this immaculate record slip on Saturday, with neither he, nor Petr Cech exactly covering themselves in glory with both two opening goals. It's been Bellerin who's been the principle target for my ire in recent weeks, with his persistent lack of conviction when it comes to stopping opponents supply of ammunition at source, by charging out to prevent crosses.

            Perhaps Hector could've done more to try and stop Man U scoring their third, but we were giving it such a determined go at that stage that we were always liable of conceding a gut-wrenching sucker punch. I think it was an Alexis step-over that gifted Man U the possession to be able to launch this counter attack and in spite of his invariably significant momentary contributions, for the most part Alexis has struggled to put a foot right in recent weeks. Doubtless they've somehow massaged his pass completion stats because I can barely recall Alexis finding a teammate with a single pass in recent games.

            Nevertheless, after having subjected Man U to the most intense pressure for the majority of this encounter that they're likely to experience all season, like most other Gooners, I came away on Saturday evening dejected about the defeat, yet still feeling a good deal of pride in what was otherwise an astonishingly committed performance. It's been an all too common occurrence in recent times for me to be left fulminating about the Arsenal's failure to roll their sleeves up, but most pleasingly, it felt as if we'd left everything out on the park against Man U and on another day, with a little more rub of the green, we'd have utterly buried them, even with a two goal deficit.

            As not exactly one of Granit Xhaka's greatest admirers, you know the Gunners have produced a creditable effort when I find myself struggling to criticise our Swiss Jack-of-no-trades. Similarly, for all my adoration of Mesut Özil, I invariably have cause to moan at his tendency to slow the game down, whereas on Saturday he almost singlehandedly carried the attack to the opposition. The cynic in me sincerely hopes that just about the most dominant display we've seen from Mesut in an Arsenal shirt, wasn't a "come get me" to Mourinho, as that would feel like the ultimate betrayal.

            Frankly I'm relieved we've got a dead rubber game against Bate Borisov on Thursday night, as an opportunity to get Saturday's defeat out of their system before the trip to St Mary's next weekend. After throwing everything but the kitchen sink at Man Utd, you wouldn't be surprised if there was some psychological hangover from coming away with nothing to show for all that effort.

            It wouldn't be realistic of us to expect quite such an epic effort every game, but the Gunners set the bar bloomin' high on Saturday and the challenge now is for them to be able to reproduce the same standard, by regularly peppering our opponents' goal. He perhaps could've been more clinical, but I'm extremely optimistic about Lacazette's potential to become our main man. The French striker is a study in perpetual motion and it might not be apparent to those watching on the box, but he's constantly looking to run in behind the opposition's defence and I can't wait for the time when his teammates become sufficiently in tune with Laca, to pick out more of these runs.

            Finally, what I wouldn't give for an $11k Bitcoin for every Arsenal player that would find his way into the combined Arsenal / Spurs XIs now of all those pundits Gunner-less selections from a couple of weeks back!

COYG
Bernard

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Monday, 25 September 2017

Still Proud To Say That Name?

With the Gooner fanzine going the same lamentable way of virtually all printed media, with the exponential and seemingly infinite expansion of the internet, I feel privileged to be able to provide my own humble contribution to an edition, in sadly the last season that our arrival at the Arsenal on a matchday will be welcomed by that familiar invocation to "get ya Gooner!"

While I am all for saving more precious trees, personally I much prefer turning the pages of a tangible magazine, or a newspaper and I will never enjoy passing the time spent on "the throne" quite so much, when squinting at the small screen on a smartphone. Besides which, it's not nearly quite so useful when one glances up in horror, to discover that the last person in the karsey has left an empty cardboard toilet roll.

Considering that the Gooner has been in publication for the past THIRTY years, providing a public forum for Arsenal fans to make themselves heard and often proving to be an irritating, pestilent bulwark against the worst excesses of a board, which was previously infamous for being stone deaf to supporters views, I doubt the club's PR machine will be mourning the demise of the printed version?


As one of the last from that vanguard of the footie fanzine revolution that continues to appear in print, it's passing will inevitably prove to be yet another nail in the coffin of the beautiful game, as I always knew it; sadly just another straw on the back of the camel that sees our beloved club evolve into an antiseptic, anonymous corporate machine.


COYG
Bernard

Still Proud To Say That Name?

Amongst all these buff athletes, the frail looking interloper
in the centre begins to appear more pensioner than professor
            Thumbing through the matchday programme during the halftime break on Spursday night, the other week, while looking to see if any of the opposition players were at all familiar to me, I was struck by quite how many of the Bundesliga outfit were listed as having been born in, or around the Cologne area.

            In these mercenary times, when star talent tends to change clubs more often than their underpants, in pursuit of ever more obscene pay packets and where sadly, totally committed, one club players have become the exception that proves this rule, this revelation about the Cologne side inevitably left me feeling nostalgic for a bygone era, a time when the taunt of “we support our local team” wasn’t merely applicable on the terraces.

            Nowadays, when I spy an exchange between the likes of Monreal and Kolosinac, through my binoculars, as the players are trotting off at the break, the question that often comes to mind is “what language are they communicating in?” Elite clubs have mostly become such a multi-cultural bouillabaisse of global talent that never mind my disconcerting doubts as to whether our current crop of players share a genuine affinity for the Arsenal, I’m not even sure they share a common lingo.

            No matter how much faux badge-kissing players indulge in, unfortunately the harsh facts of the modern day business of  “have boots, will travel” football are no longer much different to those of any other industry; where the vast majority of our heroes are always only a better offer away from packing their bags, to ply their trade elsewhere.

Not a Sherman but a Bosnian Tank
            It was interesting to witness how rapidly the Gooner faithful took Kolosinac to our hearts. With the Bosnian’s bullish style, all it took was a couple of barnstorming runs, for our muscular Tank to immediately nail down a place as a firm terrace favourite. This was perhaps symptomatic of quite how starved we’ve become of late, of players who’re consistently willing to put their bodies on the line, with the sort of “run until you drop” displays, which serve to demonstrate that the Arsenal and our results REALLY matter to them.

            We often hear the old guard amongst TV’s retinue of ex-pro pundits whinging about the common sight of the canoodling that takes place in the tunnel between opposing teams' players who have a shared history, or who are International colleagues. Yet you can’t turn the clock back, to the partisan animosity that was responsible for the rutting stag scenes of yesteryear, where for example the tension between the likes of Vieira and Keane was so fierce that it was almost inevitable that it would “kick-off”, when ever these two gang-bangers were in such close proximity.

            I can cope with all the kissing and cuddling, but I at least need to be able to kid myself that when the Gunners step past the white touchline, the very minimum that we can expect from them is a willingness to earn the sort of quantities of corn that might satiate the entire third world, by showing sufficient respect for the red & white shirt and sixty thousand mug punters; even if this only amounts to merely going through the motions, to make it appear as if the outcome means as much to them, as it does to all of us.

            Considering the apparent apathy culpable for our recent humiliation at Anfield, in Wenger’s shoes, I would’ve ordered the entire squad off the coach and frog-marched them all the way home from Merseyside, just so they’d have to endure the sort of physical torture that might’ve been the equivalent of our own mental anguish on the long schlep back to London.

            Unlike the millions of far too entitled Gooners, who’ve been spoiled by the success we enjoyed during those glorious early years of Arsène’s tenure, I’m long enough in the tooth to appreciate that a lack of silverware is the default status for the vast majority of football supporters, for most of the time. A bad result is water off a duck’s back, but what I simply cannot abide is a lack of spirit. If the Gunners are going down, I want to see them doing so, losing their rag, getting sent off, demonstrating genuine anger, instead of merely rolling over and playing dead.

These kids still hungry enough to "carpe diem"?
            All Wenger’s title winning teams have contained a smattering of homegrown talent, or players who’re sufficiently imbued with the culture of our illustrious club to inspire amongst their team-mates that crucial extra few per cent of effort, which is essential to sustain a consistent tilt at a championship run. It is for this reason that we continue to hold out in hope of a miraculous renaissance from Jack Wilshere and are willing to show that little bit more patience with the homegrown likes of Alex Iwobi. Similarly, it’s frustrating to see patently committed Gooners such as Szczesny slip through the club’s fingers and we seek some solace in our Europa League embarrassment, in the hope it might offer a stage for young guns such as Nelson and Maitland-Niles to force their way into the first XI frame.

            I’m realistic enough to appreciate that the days are long gone when Charlie George could step off the terraces and the Arsenal can no longer be reliant on a red & white core to reserve our seat at Europe’s top table, but for me to be able to continue to invest so much passion into supporting the Gunners, I need to be able to believe in a side that isn’t made up entirely of the sort of mercenaries capable of washing off the disgrace of defeat, in the dressing room showers immediately after a game.

            While I find myself questioning whether our ageing manager is still capable of stirring the passions of the current squad on a sufficiently regular basis, possibly the most infuriating aspect of the interminable Wenger Out saga, is the dampener that all the banners put on the awayday ritual, the last vestiges of a show of mutual respect and admiration between the team and the travelling faithful, at the conclusion of away games.

            Aside from Arsenal players selfishly ambling back when we’ve lost possession, as if to suggest “it’s not my job to bust my balls in defence”, there’s little that is more disrespectful than the sight of the Gunners trudging off the pitch after a poor performance, with nary a nod to the commitment, effort and cost involved in travelling all over the continent to support our club. This was always one of the few remaining opportunities to commune with the players, to at least be able to maintain the misguided delusion that they share our commitment to the cause.

            If we’re not to accept that the continued corporatisation of modern day clubs means that football has increasingly become a job of work, in which the vast majority of players are merely clocking on and off, then surely it’s become that much more essential for us to be able to believe in players for whom the badge means just a little more than a bottomless pension fund?

            No matter how naïve of me it might be, my affinity with the current crop of players rests on being able to maintain the sense that we go into games against the likes of Spurs, Chelsea and Man Utd, knowing that there are still some out there in red & white who remain willing to put that little bit more on the line, knowing they’ll wake up on a Monday morning no less depressed than myself after a bad result.

            If social media has one saving grace, it does at least make our players vulnerable to the same sort of stick that we endure from friends and workmates. Yet with PR teams to deal with such trifles, as has always been the case, the only genuine means of the Gunners proving that they really care remains out on the park.

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Tuesday, 19 September 2017

Never Mind Firing Fifties At Us From Our Lawn, The Arsenal's Armoury Now Includes Our Very Own Tank

Coming soon from a tank near you
So far this season I've started three customarily long-winded diary missives, which haven't been posted because they remain unfinished and they instead sit there, in draft form on my Blogger dashboard, nagging at me every time I open the page.

You never know, the Gunners might eventually win something slightly more impressive than the FA Cup and the Community Shield, thereby affording me with another opportunity to produce a book. In which case you lucky readers might yet get to see all my hard work :-)

Meanwhile, I thought I had better post something to my blog, before anyone starts wondering if my Arsenal related frustrations have finally boiled over, to the point where I might even have popped my clogs! Sadly not so far-fetched nowadays and I'm sure there were plenty of Gooners who had the Samaritans on speed-dial, whilst fretting about going back into work to face the music, following that utterly gutless debacle at Anfield?

Mercifully, we witnessed a contrastingly gutsy display against Chelsea on Sunday, where although upon reflection, when watching the highlights back at home, there was still plenty of disconcerting evidence, on the whole it was extremely refreshing to watch a "team" performance, in which the Gunners proved themselves willing and able to stand up and be counted.

I'm not about to go overboard, as ultimately we dropped another two points. But getting to away games (especially early KOs on a Sunday) requires such an onerous amount of effort on my part nowadays that I must admit to having struggled to get myself going and out of the door, in good time to make kick-off on Sunday, burdened as I was by my reluctance to find myself facing the recurringly depressing prospect of the moment when one exits Stamford Bridge and the stream of dejected Gooners is forced to reintegrate with the piss-taking Blues fans (for the 6th successive time!).

This annual ritual has become so humiliating in recent years, each and every time the Gunners have only turned up at Stamford Bridge for the time it takes to wave the white flag that as I sat in the living room on Sunday morning, stressing about whether I'd left it too late to make the trip to the Fulham Road, in sufficient time to find a parking pitch near enough to the stadium to be able to manage the walk there (and back!), wondering whether I really wanted to put myself through the seemingly almost guaranteed torture of yet another demoralising day out in Chelsea.

I'm sure I wasn't alone with my dark mood, as when the social media tom-toms told of the team news an hour before KO, even my most optimistic Gooner pals were struggling to put a positive slant on Özil's injury and Alexis' omission from the starting line-up, with sarcastic comments such as "how many goals will we be behind, before Wenger brings him on?"

Our annual outing to Stamford Bridge has become such a masochistic ritual that the only debatable result of the day is whether the rain will hold off and whether or not I manage to find a decent parking pitch! Nevertheless, amongst the limited number of certainties in football, is the inexorable fact that no matter how long a run of miserable defeats endures, it's inevitable that it will end at some point. 

And for each additional season that one suffers the soul-destroying ignominy of a battering at the Bridge, the cumulative agony is such that it becomes that much more impossible to duck out of enduring this encounter, due to the exponential increase in the fear of missing out on the euphoric moment when the tables are turned and the feeling of ecstasy is made that much more intense, on account of all the anguish that has gone before.

With this overexcited Gooner
getting thrown out, I guess it rates
as "premature ejeculation"?
Unlike Shkodran Mustafi and many Gooners at the Bridge, I didn't make a fool of myself. With me being almost directly in line with the official who put such a dampener on our delirium, I spotted the lino's offside flag almost simultaneously to the ball finding the back of the net. Yet while we came oh so "close but no cigar" to experiencing the eruption of unconfined joy of the goal that might have secured the victory needed to erase all those nightmares of seasons past, as we all know, there's only a gossamer thin line dividing those two impostors of triumph and disaster. If Pedro hadn't fluffed his lines, when one on one with Petr Cech first-half, it might've proved an entirely different story!
I don't think it's biased of me to suggest that we had the best of the limited number of goal-scoring opportunities on Sunday. Yet if Chelsea had scored first, I fancy that the memories of past defeats would've come flooding back and the Gunners would've capitulated in customary fashion.

I've often criticised Petr Cech and the perfectly understandable timidity that appears to prevent him from dominating his penalty area, on account of his reluctance to risk sticking his head in, where it might hurt; in contrast to the "no fear" bravura evident from so many of his peers, who aren't burdened by the psychological baggage of a previous skull fracture. However, credit where due, since if Cech hadn't stood up long enough to produce the doubt in Pedro's mind, which resulted in a rather feeble effort (aided by Koscielny's determination to apply pressure), not only would a goal have decided the outcome of this game, but this would've also reopened the floodgates of "Wenger Out" hostility that are bound to swing wide open with each and every bad result.

If Cech had gone down too soon and Pedro had scored, this one single moment would've left us trailing the league leaders by seven points, after only five games, with the Gunners going into every subsequent Sunday game following a Europa League outing, in fear of a below par performance. Upon such fleeting moments can an entire season stand, or fall.

Prior to leaving home on Sunday, I sat watching a montage on Sky Sports of goals from Arsenal and Chelsea games gone by. There was such a sparkling collection of stupendous goals of all sorts, from both teams that anyone watching this programme would struggle to believe the disparity between the two teams in recent times. Yet what struck me most, whilst being reminded of the multitude of goals that we've conceded against the Blues, was the complete and utter lack of protection provided for the Arsenal defence, with us freely inviting the opposition to get at our back line, with the sort of ease and frequency that so often left our defenders scapegoated as the principle culprits for our defeats.

How often in the past have we been forced to endure the clichémeisters of TV punditry criticising the Gunners for "leaving the back door wide open" in Wenger's relentless pursuit of entertaining the Gooner faithful. In his comments on Match Of The Day 2, Danny Murphy might have us believe that we've turned the page and that defensively speaking, Arsène has suddenly put the Arsenal world to rights, out on the training ground. You'll have to forgive me if I'm somewhat more circumspect. If Ramsey and Xhaka go on to produce a run of equally consistent performances and can stifle the flow of the likes of City and Man Utd and prevent the league leaders from exposing the limitations of our defence, I might become a believer.

However, with Cesc Fabregas left relying on the accuracy of his pinpoint passes and something of a shadow of the sort of player who in the past might've singlehandedly carried Sunday's contest and with Chelsea losing the battle in the middle of the park, until Bakayoko was introduced after the break, this encounter didn't prove to be quite as stiff a test as I was expecting.

The annual ritual of the squad photo was all over social media during the past week and looking at the pictures, I couldn't help but feel that seated amidst all these buff athletes, by contrast Arsène has the appearance of a frail, elderly interloper. He cuts the sort of unimposing figure who leaves me struggling to imagine him motivating this bunch of players. Is Wenger capable of encouraging the best out of them with his force of personality? Does the departure of the Ox lend weight to the suggestion that the old bugger no longer retains the sort of illustrious aura required, to inspire a willingness to run until they drop? Perhaps this perception is a hangover from my disappointment at the apparent apathy that we witnessed at Anfield. As my old man might've said , if you can't motivate a team for an outing on Merseyside, only three games in, it really is "och and vey"!

Still, after having endured enough negative opinions in August to last us a whole season, I much prefer to focus on the positives. Even if I was terrified of the one mistimed slide tackle from Mustafi that might've left Morata bearing down on Cech's goal, it was great to see the German centre-half leading by example, snapping into the tackle and denying Chelsea any time on the ball. And with "the Tank" as our new talisman, it was brilliant to see them all encouraged by the tone set by Kolosinac and at long last witnessing the Gunners doing some bullying at Stamford Bridge, instead of always being bullied.

From our vantage point in the corner of the ground, it seemed evident that it was Alexis who provoked David Luis into the reckless tackle that resulted in the red card. Luis foolishly lost his rag following Alexis' assorted efforts to ruffle his feathers all the way along that flank, until the irresistible Brazilian force met the immovable Bosnian object.

While we all questioned the sanity of starting with Iwobi, Wenger was perhaps mindful that while Bellerin offers a positive contribution to our attack, the Spaniard continues to struggle to find the necessary focus and concentration in defence. Watching the highlights of the game later that night, I was somewhat mortified by the sight of Hector leisurely ambling back, while leaving Koscielny busting his balls to try and catch up with Pedro. 

As pleased as I was with Kozza's attempt to apply pressure, with his last ditch effort to at least throw his body in front of the attempt on goal, I want to see this same level of commitment from all of our players, all of the time. In his performances to date Hector has appeared happy enough to bomb forward, in his efforts to grab the spotlight and some of the glory, but he seems to struggle for 90 minutes of consistency, when it comes to the more selfless defensive graft.

Hopefully a few more clean sheets will help to improve the confidence level and the spirit in the dressing room; but I do worry about Alexis' incessant whinging and that his public displays of disparaging contempt at the apparent ineptitude of some of his colleagues, might be the source of the sort of disruptive strife that could fracture the mood and which might not make for an entirely contented camp?

It was disappointing that Jack Wilshere didn't even make it onto the bench on Sunday. I'll be delighted if Jack gets a run out against Doncaster on Wednesday night and if he can remain injury free for long enough and be able to motivate himself sufficiently to force his way back into first XI contention. With Cazorla out for the foreseeable future and in Özil's absence on Sunday, personally I remain unsure that a partnership of Ramsey and Xhaka can provide sufficient creativity in the middle of the park. Obviously this pairing has more defensive responsibility, but contrast their inventiveness with the potential for flair football from the likes of Kevin De Bruyne and David Silva.

With Alexis having struggled to have any impact to date when played in a central role, it seemed downright barmy to send him on to replace Lacazette. We all felt that Welbeck should've found the target with his headed opportunity early on, but with Danny having hit good form, I hope his groin strain won't leave him sidelined for long. Yet his retirement on Sunday at least offered an opportunity for Alexis to move to his more effective position on the left, when Giroud came on. Personally I would've liked to see how Lacazette and Alexis might've fared, playing together, but having sent Olly on, it was frustrating that we totally failed to play to his aerial strength at any stage.

Meanwhile, I don't want to make up for my complete lack of diary posts to date in this one missive, by waffling on ad infinitum! Even though it wasn't the win that we all craved, it was nonetheless marvelous to finally come away from Stamford Bridge feeling like we'd dealt a blow to the Blues and taken a decidedly positive step forward for once, as opposed to that all too familiar trudge back with our tails firmly between our legs.

Bring on the Rovers come Wednesday
COYG
Bernard
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CFC not quite so carefree
            Traversing London for a trip to Stamford Bridge felt like a decidedly tame affair, after having run the gauntlet of 20,000 German storm troopers on Spursday night. However with this being the first of five awkward awaydays, immediately following our midweek Europa League adventures, there was no mistaking the significance of Sunday’s encounter, as a third successive defeat on the road might well set a calamitous tone for our entire season.

            Despite our FA Cup and Community Shield success against Conte’s side at Wembley, horrific memories of recent humiliations at the Bridge made for a less than optimistic mood, which was hardly bolstered by the pre-match revelation that neither Özil nor Alexis featured in the starting XI.

            I could perhaps understand the logic of including a workaholic Welbeck, with Alexis sadly still such a long way from firing on all four cylinders. Yet as demonstrated, in an otherwise dire display against Cologne in midweek, even when at his worst, the wantaway Chilean is still capable of conjuring up that one inspirational moment of world class genius that Sunday’s encounter was crying out for, in order to unlock the Blues miserly defence. By contrast, seemingly shorn of all last season’s confidence, Iwobi’s benign display against the Bundesliga outfit, left us all baffled by his selection and Wenger only compounded this apparent error, by failing to acknowledge Iwobi’s impotence until his 80th minute substitution.

            Without the psychological baggage of our abysmal record of late against top six opposition and our lily-livered performances at the Bridge in particular, I was counting on the likes of Lacazette and Kolosinac, as the most likely source of a “game changing” contribution. In truth, if I was a Chelsea fan, I would’ve been disappointed by the home side’s failure to try and take more of an advantage of the Gunners recent fragility on the road, by steaming into us with a little more intent right from the off.

            However as the two sides felt each other out in the opening stages, there was a cagey timidity about them both, which spoke volumes as to their limited confidence levels to date and the fact that (with the exception of the Azerbaijanis!) neither outfit has produced the sort of prolific flowing football coming from the Mancunian competition.

After our embarrassing capitulation at Anfield, most Gooners would’ve gladly settled for the draw against Chelsea that might at least enable us to redeem some much needed pride. And it was somewhat refreshing to see a Gunners side set their stall out, focused first and foremost on not throwing the game away.

Kolosinac’s “tank” nickname couldn’t be more appropriate and the Bosnian’s rugged style of football seems to be rubbing off on his team mates, as the Gunners have finally begun to remember how to push back. Albeit that this was the source of much frustration in our corner of Stamford Bridge, as ref Oliver appeared to be suckered into awarding free-kicks, every time Morata and co. hit the deck at the slightest physical contact.

            We spent most of the first-half paying homage to our subs as they stretched their legs on the sidelines directly in front of us. Not that our obdurate manager was about to be influenced into introducing some more firepower at the break, by our adoration of first Alexis and then Giroud. By contrast, the only reference to Walcott was by way of teasing Hazard “you’re just a sh*t Theo Walcott”.

            It was perhaps indicative of the Premiership’s direction of travel, where the fear of defeat has become so incredibly intense that the two most talented players, Hazard and Alexis, were both left parked on the bench. While neither player was deemed sufficiently responsible to graft for 90 minutes, both managers eventually called on their star turns for a 20-minute cameo, in the hope they might take advantage of flagging limbs and convert one point, into three.

            As pretty much our only source of any creativity, Aaron Ramsey was unlucky not to get on the scoresheet first half and Lacazette left us all flabbergasted when he somehow contrived to miss the rebound. He’ll fast need to learn that in a performance of so few genuine chances, you really can’t afford to fluff your one and only line!

            Wenger never fails to confound with his “give with one hand, take with another” substitutions. Yet while we might’ve failed to sufficiently trouble Courtois, there was plenty of consolation in the resilience shown at the other end of the park and with far less arduous opposition to come, the point earned from an all too rare clean sheet affords us some much needed confidence to build on.


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